my childhood sweetheart-

Sunday, May 07, 2006

I got a piece of news to share with you all! Frank Lampard and John Terry are actually more than partners in the field! They are also great partners in bed!

Surprised?? SHOCK??

We should have guessed that something was wrong between the both of them!

Ok ok. I was just kidding. Because I thought the photos were really brilliantly taken. So much so that the both of them look gay. Haha.

Anyway, check this out.

A happy family protrait of Lampard, Elen Rives and their daughter Luna.

I really wanna murder that bitch Elen Rives for seducing Lampard! So what even if she is a spanish beauty! HYMP! I don't care!
Alright. FINE. I DO.

My poor Lampard just fell into her trap, and even claim that he would only love her. *faints*

haunted ;
time;2:24 AM

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Many a times, I really want to strangle my own sister. OR rather. I am so tempted to tear her into a million pieces and dump them into the sea.

Do you how fucking hard issit to live under the same roof with her? Its really as hard as finding a girl who is as irresistable as me. Damn tough right?!

She's fussy, I'm non chalent. She's a BIG TIME hygiene freak while I'm a ONCE-IN-A-CENTURY garbage bin. Tell me. Issit possible for us to stay together in harmony?? NEVER.

Do you know that when she's pissed off she would become cleaner madeleine? Whenever she quarrels with me, she would go to the kitchen, take a piece of rag and start cleaning her room. Clean every possible corner, which includes her side table, her cupboard, her bed, her table, EVERYTHING. And guess what? After that she would start throwing my things out of her room. NO. She didn't stack them in a nice bundle and put them outside her room. She really fucking throw them as if they are rubbish! And she would walk to me, show me the fucked up face and tell me, "Go and pick them up now". Do I look like a dog to you? *Yes. I know I looks like Besie* But that's besides the point. IF I were to disobey her, she would tell me, "I am older than you. GO" ARGH. FUCK LA. WHATEVER CAN A NOT. I really when to bite her head off when she agitates me in this manner.

Ok la Ok la. After all, she's still my dear sister whom I love deeply. Arguments between siblings are inevitable anyway. But the good thing is, we don't hold grudges. But I just can't take the sometimes we are loving like shit, and sometimes we are like Osama and George Bush game. Ok ok. I shall not complain about her anymore. Because she offer to buy me something. WUAHAHAHA.

haunted ;
time;11:02 PM

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

At the tender age of 18, I think I'm reaching enlightenment soon. It means that I'm going to be able to detach myself from the worldly affairs and remain calm as water. I would feel as if I'm light as feather and then float gently to heaven. And there by, I would play harp all day long and sing "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton.

Life is so miserable in the earth now. Guys are all turning gays. In fact, to be more specific, CUTE guys are all turning gays. *screams* What would life be if there were no guys for me to drool at???!!! EMO.

I've decided to turn away from all these pain and torture. I wanna led a new life. And that is to go to heaven.

ARGH. But how can I give up on my clothings, my make-up, especially my favourite eye liner and mascara! Also imagine life without peeking at cute guys?! Time would starts to crawl man! Also, I won't be able to play my favourite mind-enriching game MAHJONG, and I won't be able to club! What's Eleine then! OH NO!

Alright. This is a senseless post to release my inner grudges. Thanks for reading it. That's all for now.

haunted ;
time;10:55 PM

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Monday, May 01, 2006

The world is gay.

Times are changing, so are people.

We have different dressings, different lifestyle, different likings... YES. DIFFERENT LIKINGS. Not in terms of food, idols but our sexualities. I see an increasing phenomenon of gays and lesbians in our society.

From Brokeback Mountain to emerging "stars" such as the KAWAII gay couple Colin and Kero. The society seemed to be more liberal than before, or rather, encouraging this new trend. HAI.

NO. I'm not anti-gays. I'm not saying that I am against them. Please don't get me wrong. I do not sigh for the fact that the world is getting wrong, but rather, there are lesser options for girls like me now. ARGH.

Imagine you setting your eye on a guy in the club, and minutes after that he starts hot dancing with another guy. Emo. The only two words that would popped up in your mind would definitely have to be, "Life suxs".

Yes. I am the bitter girl who felt that way last saturday.

We went to DXO and soon after we entered the dance floor, I saw this guy whom I had chatted with at CoCo Latte some time ago. Being the ever-friendly me, I went over and said hi. There he was with another guy, who looks and behaves wrongly. Initially I failed to notice the close-buddy kinda intimate relationship between the both of them, till his friend pushes him against the wall and whispered into his ear. There after the both of them smiled a little and started dancing together.

ARGH. Life suxs. I thought that that guy was kinda cute, not that I want to dance with him or something. But yeah, emo.

And the thing is. This is not the first time I experienced this alright. My heart had been trampled on over and over again till its rotten. Its totally smashed right now. =(

Yeah. Presently I'm making plans to sign up for the retirement package at China's Guan Yi Nun temple which includes a class B room with daily three meals provided for only $1000 per year. If you sign up for their 10 years premium package, you would be given a free hair cut at their hairdresser who specialises in shaving heads.

Yes. Girls who are interested could inform me and we might make company to go there together.

haunted ;
time;3:49 PM

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Oh yeah. What a great day. I met a flasher.

My girls and me went for dinner at Jurong East and soon after, we nearly puked out all that went in.

We went to the toilet at level 2, and when we were on our way out, we saw this handicap toilet with the door opened. So of coz, with our great curiosity, we looked in. * For you information, you have to pass by that fucking toilet if you want to get out of that fucking place* And guess what. We saw a fucking sick uncle with his pants hanging on his knees. And he even pretended to be shocked when he saw us. Oh come on. Unless he's deaf, he would have heard us appoaching. With our thunderous laughter that shakes the mountains and the seas, would he have missed it? Oh FUCK.

I shall NOT go on with the amazing sight we saw because I really don't want to be reminded of that tropical forest. Of coz, Eleine who happens to be, also happens to be a drama queen. So I screamed and ran away. Yeah. Then after, Xinya and Felin said they missed the great show, and Olivia was badly traumatized. She damn poor thing.

Ok. Then we quicken our pace to avoid seeing him again. Who knows heaven gave us another encounter of fate. YES. We saw him again. This time. He smiled at us smirkingly. WTF. You hurted us emotionally and now you wanna tell me you are damn happy that you got us. So damn irritating. I just glared at him and rolled my eyes. Ya la. Not a very cool way of expressing my anger. But yeah. I'm only capable of doing that at that point of time.

So girls. The lesson is. When you meet a flasher. Go up to him and kick him in his nuts. NEVER leave him a chance to be proud of what he did.

P.S. Alright. I'm just kidding. If you meet such flashers in public places you can take a video of him and upload it in you tube. And remember to pray hard that he gets as famous as tammy. However, if you encounter them in deserted, isolated dark corners. My advice to you is to RUN. =)

haunted ;
time;11:50 PM

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The battle continues.

Its day three and the relationship between Besie and Wasabi is not getting any better. In fact, it got worse. The more they look at each other, the deeper the hatred gets. Besie continues to think that her place is taken, and Wasabi misunderstood that she is staying at my house for good, so she gotta chase out Besie. Dogs will always be dogs. They react to the things that they see.

Besie's suffering from a depression now becoz she's realli pissed off with Wasabi. She refuses to touch the food and water that Wasabi touch before. And she hides under the sofa all the time. Wasabi? She's one hella devil. She do not allow Besie to get near me. If Besie comes to me, she will jump on her and force her to leave me. OMG. How can she do this to MY dog?

My Besie is so poor thing now. A sad girl. Oh yeah. I do love Wasabi too. BUT. She's a little overboard. Hope things get better.

haunted ;
time;12:47 AM

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Monday, December 19, 2005

It pains me...

It really pains me to see my beloved ones killing each other..

My boyfriend Ljungberg actually injuried my husband Lampard yesterday! Omg! Lampard had never missed any games in Chelsea for the past three years nor did he suffer any injuries. And now? He's badly hurted by my beloved Ljungberg! Hottie one injuried hottie two. Wad a sight!

His head was bleeding, and his left thigh got a big wound, and he gotta wear a head protector to stop the blood before he can continue with the game. YES. Even when his head is badly cut, he finished the game. My hero! Poor boy! And at the end of the game, he vomitted blood on a handkerchief! Omg! I think he suffered some internal injuries. I'm going to be so angry with Ljungberg, no matter how hot he is.

Now I guess my Lampard gotta stop for a few games as he really dun look good enough to go for anymore matches man.

haunted ;
time;2:24 PM

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The battle of Besie and Wasabi.

If you had not already known, I have a cutie Maltese called Besie. She's been at my house for nearing three years, and we all thought she's the sweetest doggie ever. She's absolutely quiet and she never messes up the house nor create any trouble for us. Other than being a little autistic as I mentioned in my earlier entries, she's perfect as a friend.

Yesterday. My cousin had a talk with my mother about leaving her three months old Jack Russell, Wasabi at my house at two weeks as she and her husband are going to France. Well. Of coz we welcomed that idea. And little did we know that, that's the start of the battle.

Imagine. A oversize flurry maltese that resembles a miniature lion fighting with a mal-nourished jack russell. Its a absolutely ridiculous sight. Haha. Yeah. I admit that my mother and I enjoyed the shows very much, as we are both sick animal abusers. *You can call the SPCA if you wan to* For the first time in the three years, my Besie barked like fuck at someone/something. We expected Wasabi to be the one bullying her as Jack Russells are known to be super hyperactive and friendly. H owever, the fact is, its the other way round. Besie took the role of a terriority tyrant and refused to tolerate the presence of Wasabi in her house. She refused to let Wasabi get out of her sight. Meaning, wherever Wasabi goes, she follows, and not only that, she stares at her. What a dog! My Besie lost her calmness as she thought that Wasabi is moving in for good, and she might have to share the love of us with her. She got really pissed. We gotta separate them at night, for Besie will barked non stop at her. The minute wasabi closes her eyes and try to sleep, Besie will attack her. Its such a amusing sight! Yeah. And today its only the second day. I hope they'll try to live in harmony for the next two weeks.

haunted ;
time;2:02 PM

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